Just In Case.........

You missed this,a NEW motivation to exercise or IS it??????????

I'm Just A Junkin Junkie!

One of my most favorite things to do is going to The World's Longest Yard Sale,which runs from Aug.6th thru the 9th. I love getting out early and seeing all the bargains and people and unusual items people sell. I really love the antiques but they are very expensive,sometimes you can run up on a bargain. It's like treasure hunting to me and so relaxing. I like to find things I can restore or do something different with. Even just looking is sometimes like going through a museum of history,which I also love. So,here I have been looking forward to this for months,4 days of something I enjoy,actually, 3 days because I knew I had to work Saturday. Yesterday I'm told I had to work next Sunday too. I wasn't too upset because that still gave me 2 days to go treasure hunting. Well today rolls around and I find out I also have to work Thursday. So I'm down to 1 day. Wish me luck!

Just For A Moment......I'm Taking A.........

This is the Fisher Building in Detroit,Michigan,when I was a child growing up there this is where my cousin and I used to spend our Saturday or Sunday going to the matinee. Oh the glory of this place and the likes of Rock Hudson and Doris Day. There is no longer movies being shown there,the theater now is for broadway productions,but they will never outshine the memories of a little girl going to a 15cent matinee.

How tall was this to a 9 year old?

The beautiful entrance to the building.

I can still remember the sounds bouncing off the marble in the building.

I so took it all for granted.

So beautiful,nothing has ever compared.

I must have thought my Daddy owned this because he wore a badge like this to work everyday. Oh the thoughts of a child,little did I put together that he worked for GM,but I figured it meant something special,after all it was on the Fisher Theater wall.

Oh how I wish I could have found pictures of the theater inside,it was unbelieveable if only in my memories.

When Giving Advice!

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

Latest Survey Says..........

A number of bartenders were asked if they could predict a person's personality based on drink they ordered. Their answers were very consistent:

Female Drinks

She orders: Beer
Meaning: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

She orders: Blender Drinks
Meaning: Whiny, annoying, high maintenance.
Approach: Avoid her unless you want to be her cabin boy.

She orders: Mixed Drinks
Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; knows exactly what she wants.
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she is interested, she'll send you a drink.

She orders: Wine (other than White Zinfandel)
Meaning: Conservative and classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles.
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

She orders: White Zinfandel
Meaning: Easy. Thinks she is classy and sophisticated. Actually clueless.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be an easy.

She orders: Shots
Meaning: Likes to get totally drunk... and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait.

Male Drinks
He orders: Domestic Beer
Meaning: He's poor and wants to get laid.

He orders: Imported Beer
Meaning: He likes good beer, isn't poor, and wants to get laid.

He orders: Wine
Meaning: He's hoping that drinking wine will make him look sophisticated and help him get laid.

He orders: Whiskey
Meaning: He doesn't care about anything but getting laid.

He orders: Tequila
Meaning: He's thinking the toothless waitress looks good.

He orders: White Zinfandel
Meaning: He's gay.

Forbidden Love!

They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance. She wished he would take her in his arms, comfort her, protect her from the storm, she wanted that....

Then the power went out. She screamed. He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He did not hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on, as did their growing passion.... There came a moment when each knew they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong... their families would not understand ... but... so consumed in their passion, they didn't hear the door open... the click of the light switch ... the power was back on, and.............

CAUGHT..........

I Told You I Had To Take Care Of Everyone!

Hi,Maxwell here again,I'd like you to meet my sister Maggie(yes,same picture in sidebar).She is almost blind and very girlie,I love her and see after her,she says I'm her hero! Well,here's what I did today.


I have to make sure my Sissy doesn't fall off the bed.

Can you believe this?...Babysitting!

I even have to take care of this one! Hey,He needs new shoes!


It's a hard life!