Tuesday, July 28, 2009
A number of bartenders were asked if they could predict a person's personality based on drink they ordered. Their answers were very consistent:
She orders: Beer
Meaning: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
She orders: Blender Drinks
Meaning: Whiny, annoying, high maintenance.
Approach: Avoid her unless you want to be her cabin boy.
She orders: Mixed Drinks
Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; knows exactly what she wants.
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she is interested, she'll send you a drink.
She orders: Wine (other than White Zinfandel)
Meaning: Conservative and classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles.
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
She orders: White Zinfandel
Meaning: Easy. Thinks she is classy and sophisticated. Actually clueless.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be an easy.
She orders: Shots
Meaning: Likes to get totally drunk... and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait.
He orders: Domestic Beer
Meaning: He's poor and wants to get laid.
He orders: Imported Beer
Meaning: He likes good beer, isn't poor, and wants to get laid.
He orders: Wine
Meaning: He's hoping that drinking wine will make him look sophisticated and help him get laid.
He orders: Whiskey
Meaning: He doesn't care about anything but getting laid.
He orders: Tequila
Meaning: He's thinking the toothless waitress looks good.
He orders: White Zinfandel
Meaning: He's gay.
Posted by My Aimless Infatuation on Tuesday, July 28, 2009