Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I Think I have Finally Got The Hang Of ............

How the world works lately…

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, they blame the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats with no manners, you blame TV.

If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates



3 comments:

  1. Funny, and true!!! I'm here getting caught up on blog reading, finally! Happy Thursday!

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  2. Or if someone spills hot coffee in their lap while driving, they blame McDonalds. Sad, but true. What a crazy world we live in!

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