If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, they blame the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats with no manners, you blame TV.
If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates
Funny, and true!!! I'm here getting caught up on blog reading, finally! Happy Thursday!
ReplyDeleteOr if someone spills hot coffee in their lap while driving, they blame McDonalds. Sad, but true. What a crazy world we live in!
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