Don't Forget!!!!

Got to roll them clocks back tonight...thought you might forget after all the trick or treater's and the costume parties and the sugar highs are over(or should I add hang overs from the costume parties to that list?)Anyway,it's that time again and I'm sure you don't want to be early for work Monday Morning. Everyone has their own view on this but I kinda think this guy sums it up pretty good................

BOOBIES

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SO WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING TO SEE.................IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME!!!!!

♪♫If I Knew You were Coming I'd a Baked a Cake♫♪

A friend of mine sent these to me in an e-mail and I just had to share them with you all. These cakes are something to see. Just cake and icing. I wonder why mine don't look like this? Oh well,I've gotten lazy so I'll just stick with my sheet cakes. Enjoy.........Dieter's(is that a word?)Beware!

Listen Up Trick or Treater's

Just in case your thinking about going trick or treating(just for old time sake)this weekend,I thought you might like to update your halloween vocabulary. Time changes all things you know. So here is your Halloween Dictionary:

Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.

Got to Love a Scarecrow

Fall,How I love fall of the year. The leaves,the festivals,pumpkins and so many beautiful fall decorations. In most you will see a scarecrow,ah,scarecrows. Love them but I doubt that most children even realize where they originated. I'm sure most of them just think,Wizard of Oz right off the bat. But those in farming country know fully well their purpose to scare away birds and animals from dining on the seeds and crops. Most would just throw an old shirt and hat on some sticks that were stuck up in the field or garden so when I found these photos of how original people have gotten with these(and there are also contests)I thought I would share them,clicking on them will give full effect.

















I hope you enjoyed these as much as I did.

I Just Have to Tell Someone

I have thought and thought about this. Stressing myself out wondering who or when I should share this information with. I know there are some who are not going to like it and some who will be upset by it but the time has come to share it. I know at my age that I should know better but this event makes me very happy. So here goes.......Guess who is Due in 2 months?



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My Man!

An Early Morning Favorite

A friend sent this to me in an e-mail last night. I have read this many times over the years but it still remains my favorite. We must follow our own hearts.

Mother Teresa's Anyway Poem
People are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and your God;
It was never between you and them anyway